Jr. Cracker
Dancechrisfarley


URL:  /jr.cracker


Member since: 09/29/2007


Number of hits: 545


Gender: Male


Location: Land of 10,000 lakes


Quote/Motto: I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell.


Favorite Driver: Tony Stewart


Who Am I:
Being one with the dance. Ya…that’s how I role.


Favorite Track:
Bristol Motor Speedway


What car/truck I drive now:
Pinto (rust color)


My dream car:
Turbo Yugo with a CB


Favorite Music:
All Rock



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Jr. Cracker's PHOTOS:

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08/08/2008

Mauricia Grant drives like Brian France


Looks like Grant and Brian France have a lot in common.

NASCAR.com 8.8.08: "Grant also was jailed for two days in July 2004, for driving under the influence in Los Angeles. She pleaded no contest a month later, but failed to meet the terms of her probation and a bench warrant was issued for her arrest in January 2005."

In her statement to Police, Ms. Hill says she witnessed the Brian France vehicle driving at a "very reckless speed", and hit a parked car. The vehicle then hit a tree and proceeded on to the parking garage of a nearby condominium, were a man exiting the vehicle, "fell over his own feet", according to Ms. Hill.

07/29/2008

NASCAR going to Iowa.


FOXSPORTS.COM July 28, 2008, 8:48 AM EST
“NASCAR's Nationwide Series race in Mexico will be replaced on next year's schedule by another American race, The Charlotte Observer reported Sunday."This was never about a single event. The big idea was to strengthen motorsports in Mexico," NASCAR vice president Robbie Weis told The Observer. Weis would not say which track would add the race, but The Observer cited sources saying it could go to Iowa, a track seven eighths of a mile long that already hosts Indy Car and NASCAR Camping World East series events.”

I know it’s never official til Don Runkle reports it, but I’m ready to buy tickets. It looks like Rusty built an awesome track race track in Newton, Iowa.

06/14/2008

Park Kyle Busch for a week


The Brian France bashing is out of my system now. It's time to get back to The NASCAR #i1 ASSHAT. Yup, Kyle Busch. That was some dirty driving at the end of the truck race. What should have gone down as the best finish in truck history is tarnished by a spoiled punk. If NASCAR won't park him, maybe a Nationwide or Cup driver will. I'll send any driver that takes him out of the race this Fathers day $5.00.

05/04/2008

Richmond Asshat awards


1.Michael Waltrip. Tried to kill Mears by flooring his 800H.P. race care during a race accident.

2.Darrel Waltrip. Didn’t have the professionalism or stones to comment on his asshat brother being parked for two laps, (for trying to kill Mears).

3.Kyle Busch. Drove into a corner too deep and ran out of talent. Takes little or no blame for damaging NASCAR ratings, attendance, payouts for the rest of 2008. *Asshat winner

09/29/2007

Don’t make me beg you, PLEASE RETIRE!!!


Let’s make a list of 10 drivers that can’t figure out when it’s time to retire. Before I start the list, I want to point out that I purchased 3 shirts from Victory Junction Camp this past June.

1. Kyle Petty
2. Schrader (Tercio)
3. McMurry (Tercio)
4. Joe Nemechek (Bobby Ginn)
5. Sterling Marlin (Bobbie Ginn)
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JR. CRACKER'S SHOUT BOX

Bobby_tippy06/16/2008 Thanks for the look. I have fun with these. Not sure anyone else cares. I am looking to incorpora...


Ho_ho_ho03/18/2008 bonzai!


Finicky_cat02/14/2008 will be there dude cracker jr man!


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