Musings of WAAAAARD!

Ok first let me tell Rick Mast to leave the Burton family alone. Im sure there is a Mast-Dukes Mayonaisse conspiracy against us, look I think mayo is gross but thats just because I have this little thing called taste(even though I bit half my tounge off in a go-kart accident). So I guess after the Mast curse of 2008 ole Jeff will be at home sittin on the couch like me.

And Chip Ganassi, Jeremy Mayfield really? Look bub I won the Daytona 500 in Bill Davis equipment, Jeremy Mayfield got let go from Bill Davis racing, getting let go from BDR is like losing wellfare because you make to little money, it just is impossible. Jeremy Mayfield couldnt drive his way out of a Winn-Dixie parking lot riding in the passenger seat with Erin Crocker driving the car.

Is anyone else as excited as I am about the new Disney Channel movie spectacular "Camp Rock". I expect such greater things out of it than even the venerable "High School Musical" could produce.

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Open letter to Rowdy

Buck, Bass, Cutler, Rusty.

You guys rock,? but just a little piece of advice, when driving at Dover make sure you dont blow a rod thru your oil pan on lap 3. Thats not a good thing.

Hugs and Care Bears,

Ward Burton

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To David Poole

Dear David,

Its not that cheating is a bad thing, but us racers for us it is not necissarilly about "cheating", its the thrill of knowing you have found something that you think might be able to get around the rules and seeing if it actually works, and if so thats awesome, if not its cool I can still win either way. It's like they used to say about Junior and Smokey, "the only thing more exciting than watching the race was seeing Smokey and Junior go thru inspection."

Sincerely,

Farrell aka The Ward Burton Impersonator

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My True Identity

Hello, would you like to play a game. For years you have been a Nascar fan, caring about your own driver but never others. This mistake may prove fatal. Below is an encrypted message. Spaced at an equal distance are letters that are a key. If you figure out where to start and the proper spacing the secrets of my identity will be revealed, but be careful there is more than one familiar name. But I have given you a clue as to the wrong identity in the puzzle. You have 5 minutes at which time the end will come, but in which way I cannot reveal.

FOREVERASSASINS
STANDREVENGEWAS
REWARDINGMEWONT
REVEALSADIESHES
LOSTINMYWINGSIT
WILLGOLIKETHISA
TADLONGERASADBU
CKBROADWAYISOUT
DEADBYMYKNIFEIT
ISHERENOWKILLED

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Dinner by the Bay

Well for a treat tonight, I took the whole State Water Heaters team out to dinner in San Francisco. And first of all I asked if they had any homemade Rice-a-Roni, a Burton family favorite, well it turns out they don't even make the stuff in San Francisco. Whats the deal their?

We ate at a place which we thought would be good and wholesome called Daddy's on Castro st. And let me tell you the guys in their sure do like to dress up like bikers. I thought it was a Hell's Angels meeting, but let me tell you Hell's Angels dont dance that good. Anyways the food was pretty good but they kept playing these old songs I used to roller dance too back in Virginia, except they had a more uptempo beat. To say the least it was a very festive atmosphere.

Well as we were eating I told the waiter who I was and what I did and he said the next time we go to LA for the chase race, that he is gonna take the whole team out for drinks and a drag show in West Hollywood. I always wanted to see those old school west coast drag cars so I guess I'll get my chance.

Well time for re-runs of The Office, later home dizzles.

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Not an imposter

Okay, it was brought to my attention by my two seedlings Sarah and Jeb that I am looked upon as an imposter in the Rowdy land. Here are some Ward Burton facts just for you to judge for yourselves.

1. Favorite Song: Asia-Heat of the Moment.

2. Favorite Animal: Cats-they are cuddly and hard to shoot, notice my background.

3. Favorite TV show: Friends-I missed the last episode, did Ross and Rachel ever get together?

4. Favorite Podcast: Ask Allie-Life Advice from a Psychic. Its a live call in show, I consult her before each of my hunts on the preserve.

5. Favorite Supermodel: Kim Burton-I know she is Jeff's wife, but DANNNNNG

6. Favorite Robot: Ingrid Vandebosch, Chandra Johnson, Vicky from Small Wonder, Optimus Prime.

7. Autobot or Decepticon: Autobot for sure, It is my job to protect the human race.

8. Favorite Movie: The Bad News Bears Go to Japan.

9. Least Memorable Moment: When me and Jeff Hammond tag teamed for TNA wresteling, Hammond is such a ------

10. Sexiest Podcaster: Cutler-I like spending time on the preserve with a bearded manly man.

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Hey its me Ward

Well Rowdy, it sure is hot in California, and its so sandy, there isnt even a good Ward Burton Wildlife Preserve for me and Jeb to go hunting.

Well we are gonna try to get the old State Water Heaters Numero Quattro into the show so wish me and the whole team good luck.

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