URL: /teejhoyt92
Member since: 08/03/2007
Number of hits: 292
Gender: Male
Location: NC
Quote/Motto: First or last!! Hate Ricky Bobby but he sums up NASCAR there!
Favorite Driver: Scott Wimmer
Driver I won't be sending a Christmas card:
Michael Waltrip
Who Am I:
I'm 15, like in Hickory, NC and have my own racing forum, if you want to drop by sometime!
Favorite Track:
Bristol Motor Speedway
Favorite Racing Moment:
Terry Labonte vs. Dale Earnhardt at Bristol parts 1 & 2
How I discovered Rowdy, and why I Listen:
Through Jayski I found the only Nascar podcast with the fans in mind
Why I'm a race fan:
When I was 5, I turned on the tv to the Coke 600 and was hooked from then on
What car/truck I drive now:
nothing, Im 15
My dream car:
A Toyota Camry for Bill Davis Racing
Favorite Music:
Rock and Rap
Favorite Movies:
Coach Carter, Remember the Titans, Major Payne, Borat
Favorite TV Shows:
Home Improvement, Bill Engvall
Favorite Books:
Tom Clancy
Interests:
Racing, Computers, Airplanes
Dislikes:
My Brother
Hobbies:
My Website
Vices:
laziness
Virtues:
idk
Heroes:
Jesus
Check your Dirty IQ
Questions:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course
Now Really Just what were you thinking?