URL: /mr_tornado_head
Member since: 08/03/2007
Number of hits: 3742
Location: Carroll, OH
Quote/Motto: We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty !
Favorite Driver: Dave Blaney
Driver I won't be sending a Christmas card:
Tony Stewart
Who Am I:
Goofy guy with a weird sense of humor. Works alot, rides bikes. Listen to lots of music and reads some. Coffee is a good, good thing.
Favorite Racing Moment:
Anytime there's a close, beating and bumping race going down to the wire.
How I discovered Rowdy, and why I Listen:
I was searching iTunes a few years ago for NASCAR offerings. What was there was meager except for Rowdy. It was well produced, insightful, humorous and the guys talked enough about themselves that you felt like you were hanging out with friends. Never tunred back, even paid for a subscription for awhile during that dark time.
Why I'm a race fan:
Got back in to racing after a long layoff when my parents bought tickets for my brothers, our wives, and myself to the CocaCola 600 in 2000. It's crept up since then.
What car/truck I drive now:
05 Chevy Malibu, Bruiser my 'cross bike.
My dream car:
Original GT40, DeThomaso Pantera, Rivendell custom
Favorite Music:
LOTS. Right now, The Attitude!, Damien Rice, Nick Riff, Junior Brown, Buckethead
Favorite Movies:
Something offbeat with out the usual hollywood ending
Favorite TV Shows:
Not much... NASCAR, The Red Green Show, Tour De France coverage
Favorite Books:
Oryx & Crake, The Tao of Pooh, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Interests:
Fast cars, elegant bikes, fun music, good food, better beer. Zen. The usual suspects.
Dislikes:
Lots of things but I am working in reducing that.
Hobbies:
Cycling, reading. I like to sleep from time to time, too.
Vices:
Work way too much.
Virtues:
Oh, I am SO virtuous!
Heroes:
My Dad. My Sons.
Boy, this one really takes the cake. Kyle saying that the other guys (lilke Pruett and Ambrose) were racing too rough? Did I hear that right? This coming from the same guy that at the truck race at Martinsville that got Johnny Benson so wound up (and Johnny is not easily upset)? After he not only bumped a few others but intentionally pushed those guys up to the wall. The same guy who drives like a spastic squirrel on multiple double espressos?
My head is swimming from trying to process this. I think I need to lay down.
Average Rating:"The same guy who drives like a spastic squirrel on multiple double espressos?"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Holy Crap!
You have seen squirrels that drink espresso and can drive.....WOW!
Kyle fan here, no secrete, the only thing I heard was in regard to blocking. If there was any more than that, I have not seen it. This said, yeah, he needs to put the stone down in the glass house.
Your analogy immediately made me think of Hammy in "Over the Hedge" (voiced by Steve Carrell). Funny.
Yes, Mark. They are often seen driving around town in one of these (note: new hybrid technology...they run mostly on cheese) --
P. S. Maybe Kyle should pilot one of these cars...he can be such a wiennie sometimes. Sorry. Yes, I did have to go there. I still love you, Mark! :-)
And I you Suz....(as he wipes a tear from his eye...and sniffs).
But I have supreme confidence that Kyle, even while driving a teeny tiny cheese powered hybrid, will win yet again this year. And with that teeny tiny car, he will no longer have to wreck people to do it. Cause' he will drive under/over and around the competition.
Oh ho ho...you watch Suz....YOU WATCH!!!!
The only thing that can stop him is lactose intolerance!.....and....maybe mice...if there are a lot of mice that steal his cheese fuel...that could stop him.......I think....yup....that would probably stop him.
Cheese wiz (scrambles through desk drawers and cabinets looking for cheese wiz)...mice will not be able to get in the can AND his crew will be able to get it in the tank better...
AH HA...
Hey Kyle, my 7 year old daughter wants her sunglasses back, LOL, use some of your winnings to buy a new pair.
Yeah, Kyle talking about rough driving at that track. He wrecked Michele Jourdain a few years ago in Mexico and barely made it out of the country alive. What a joke he is, (personality wise) unfortunately God dropped a Driver Talent Token and Kyle found it.